Announcing My Retirement

I awoke this morning to check my portfolio and found that my gold holding had increased by over 1 million percent. After a long and contemplative breakfast, followed by an introspective shower, I rushed like a mentalist to my computer to cash in.

However, it was a glitch (or more likely a joker on the GoldPrice website) and although my gold holding has appreciated since Thursday it has not increased to the level where I can give each and every one of you a gold bar as a parting gift. I so want to be able to do that. ;)

Back to the daily grind.